My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?! has an estimated 32.1k Steam wishlists as of 9 Nov 2026, #1771 on Steam's wishlist chart. How we estimate

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Followers

n/a

Users who follow this game on Steam.
Reported by Steam

Wishlists

32.1k

Estimated users who added the game to their wishlists (model-based).

Wishlist Rank

1771

Current rank on Steam's global wishlist chart.
Reported by Steam

Week-1 Sales Proj.

4.8k

Projected first-week units based on current data.
Overview

Developer: The Seppuku Commission

Publisher: Top Hat Studios, Inc.

Release Date: Coming soon

Genres: Simulation, Strategy

Tags: Deckbuilding, Cute, Strategy, Roguelite, Anime, Multiple Endings, Hacking, Singleplayer, 2D, Simulation, Card Game, 1990's, Roguelike, Funny

Description: You've been hacked by a sentient malware! And now she wants to play a little card-flipping game with you... Deduce where the evil cards are with facts and logic, or just trust your gut and go for your million-dollar card. Game breaking builds are encouraged!

Wishlists
Estimated Steam wishlists for My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!, latest value per month
MonthEst. wishlists
Nov 202632,097
Game News
Community Announcements · 2026-11-05 01:45:25