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Followers

5k

Users who follow this game on Steam.
Reported by Steam

Wishlists

9.9k

Estimated users who added the game to their wishlists (model-based).

Wishlist Rank

645

Current rank on Steam's global wishlist chart.
Reported by Steam

Week-1 Sales Proj.

2k

Projected first-week units based on current data.
Overview

Developer: Kingblade Games

Publisher: Kingblade Games

Release Date: To be announced

Genres: Adventure, Casual, Indie

Tags: Comedy, Walking Simulator, Story Rich, Casual, Indie, Funny, Narration, Supernatural, Adventure, First-Person, Singleplayer, Horror, Parody , Puzzle, Choices Matter, Dynamic Narration, Simulation, Game Development, Satire, Exploration

Description: Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.

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Game News
Bitsummit + Japanese Translation!
Community Announcements · 2022-08-05 10:18:20
The demo is now available in Italian and Brazilian-Portuguese!
Community Announcements · 2022-05-08 15:18:08
French, Spanish and Turkish Support!
Community Announcements · 2022-01-27 11:09:27
Participating In The Big Adventure Event!
Community Announcements · 2022-01-19 13:38:38
Languages Support Update (+Bug Fixes)
Community Announcements · 2021-12-16 16:55:08
Some madman played the demo for 1000 hours...?!
Community Announcements · 2021-12-07 13:43:44
Do Not Buy This Game - Steam Next Fest!
Community Announcements · 2021-10-06 21:57:17
Do Not Buy This Game - Steam Next Fest!
Community Announcements · 2021-10-01 15:36:15
Do Not Buy This Game - Demo Broadcast On Gamescom!
Community Announcements · 2021-08-28 00:10:35
Do Not Buy This Game is on MGN!
Community Announcements · 2021-05-29 11:51:33
The 'Terrible Art™' Stream
Community Announcements · 2021-04-20 23:01:33
Developer Commentary On Other Festival Demos!
Community Announcements · 2021-04-20 23:01:28
Developer Q&A ❓❓❓
Community Announcements · 2021-04-20 23:01:24
The Developer Plays "Do Not Buy This Game"!
Community Announcements · 2021-04-20 23:01:18
Release Date...?
Community Announcements · 2020-12-16 14:01:53
Do Not Buy This Game In The Steam Festival!
Community Announcements · 2020-10-07 17:00:56
Do Not Buy This Game - Playing The Demo!
Community Announcements · 2020-10-07 08:16:31
Heading to Tiny Teams!
Community Announcements · 2020-08-09 17:27:52
The Demo Is Live (FOR A LIMITED TIME!)
Community Announcements · 2020-06-16 17:02:48
Do Not Buy This Game - Playing The Demo
Community Announcements · 2020-06-16 01:49:32